This recipe sounded too good to be true when I found it online, in several places... bread that was as pretty as a delicious golden hamburger bun, and as healthy as can be. So I thought I would try it. So here it goes...
3 eggs, separated
3 Tbsp whole milk cottage cheese or 3 Tbsp cream cheese
1/4 tsp cream of tarter
1g splenda
1. Preheat oven to 300 degrees
2. Separate eggs... you must have NO yolk in the whites
3. Mix together yolk, cheese, and sweetener
4. Add cream of tartar to whites and beat on high until fluffy with high peaks (but don't beat too long of course)
5. Fold egg yolk mix into whites, attempting not to decrease the fluff
6. Spray cookie sheet with Pam
7. Scoop mix onto cookie sheet into 10 rounds, 3/4'' thick, 4-5 inches across
8. Cook around half an hour until browned. Cool on cutting board
9. After cool, seal in ziplock over night to soften
Ok, so, apparently I'm not great at whipping egg whites, first issue. And then gently folding yolks back into them, problem 2. Nonetheless, got these cooked up, put them into the ziplock bag and left them over night. They tasted like kind of a moist meringue cookie... a little custardy... and just... weird with the cream of tartar I could taste. But we thought, all right, maybe we can put stuff on them? Well, apparently the recipe was missing the step of "put them in the fridge" and they turned from weird to AWFUL really quickly. I know, duh, eggs and dairy and whatnot, but hey, it's bread, I didn't think.
In any case, I'd rather save up my calories and have some real gosh dang bread than deal with this mess again. So mark one down in the book for failure!